Introducing the Lovestruck cheat
By Patito, published on 19 May 2010
When we signed up to lovestruck.com we committed to go on six dates to give this thing a proper chance. Date number four was due to be last week, with a certain Simon75. A Derbyshire lad, he has been in London for ten years. We emailed for a month or so and just as we were gearing up for a date, this rather amusing message arrived in our inbox:
Hi. This is Simon’s girlfriend. I’ve just discovered he has been cheating on me on this site since we started going out 3 months ago. I just thought I better let you know the truth. Apologies for the short email but there are so many girls to email I need to keep it brief. If you don’t already know his number it’s 07966 475 3XX. Please give him some abuse because he’s duped you as much as me. Rachel
Our first Lovestruck cheat! Shame on you, Simon75. When we tried to access his profile to check if there were any obvious signs we had missed, we were met with this message from the Lovestruck team:
You can’t check this Member out at the moment. They may have hidden their profile, or left lovestruck.com. Come back and check soon if it’s the former. Try another target if it’s the latter.
Date number four may have to wait a while...
Introducing the Lovestruck cheat
When we signed up to lovestruck.com we committed to go on six dates to give this thing a proper chance. Date number four was due to be last week, with a certain Simon75. A Derbyshire lad, he has been in London for ten years. We emailed for a month or so and just as we [...]
3 Responses to “Introducing the Lovestruck cheat”
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Patito
19 May 2010
We like Rachel!
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Maybe the two of you can double date? Sounds like she’s going to be back on the singles scene so very soon.
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The Prodigal Fool
19 May 2010
Hahahaha! The best line in this – the greatest post we’ve ever featured on The Prodigal Guide?
“Apologies for the short email but there are so many girls to email I need to keep it brief.”
Classic.